"Third Eye" (Live)
m. & l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor
Ænima (1996), Salival (2000)


Timothy Leary intro:
"Think for yourself. Question authority. Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. Think for yourself. Question authority."


See Ænima Version

"Part of Me" (Live)
m. & l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Paul D'Amor
Opiate (1992), Salival (2000)


See Opiate Version

"Pushit" (Live)
m. & l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Paul D'Amor
Ænima (1996), Salival (2000)


"We've been trying something a little different this tour. We've been looking at one of our songs from a different angle, under a different light, so we can hopefully kind of see it almost for the first time. We'd like try that for you tonight, is that okay? We're gonna need your help though. We're gonna need your help and your permission, so we need you to find a comfortable space, that is not only comfortable, but vulnerable. I want you to shut your eyes and go there, and we'll meet you on the other side..."

Saw that gap again today. While you were begging me to stay.
Take care not to make me enter. If I do we both may disappear.
Saw that gap again today. While you were begging me to stay.
Managed to push myself away and you as well, my dear and you, as well.
Pushed you away my dear
I will choke until I swallow, choke this infant here before me.
What are you but my reflection? Who am I to judge or strike you down?
But you're pushing me and Im shoving you and your pushing me and Im shoving you
Rest your trigger on my finger, bang my head upon the fault line.
You better take care not to make me enter, if I do we both may disappear
But you're pushing me and Im shoving you and your pushing me and Im shoving you.
You still love me, we're pushing and were shoving and you're pushing and I'm shoving.
You still love me and were pushing and were shoving
And I'm pushing as your shoving and Im slipping back into the gap again
I feel alive when you touch me...
I feel alive when you hold me...down, slipping back into you
I am somewhere I dont wanna be, yeah, put me somewhere I dont wanna be
Push me somewhere I dont wanna be, seeing someplace I don't wanna see.
Never wanna see that place again...
Saw that gap again today, while you were begging me to stay.
Managed to push myself away, and you as well, my dear
If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay, you minimize my movement anyway
I must persuade you another way
Pushing and Shoving and Pushing and Shoving and Pushing me.
There's no love in fear.
Staring down the hole again. Hands are on my back again.
Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.
Remember I will always love you, as I claw your fucking throat away. It will end no other way.


"Message to Harry Manback II"
m. & l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor
Salival (2000)


Stronzo(1), stronzo di merda(2)
I'm trying to take a nap, but I couldn't sleep overnight because of you
Ugh, you really hurted me, ohhhh you really hurt me.
When I was high, you called me an asshole?
Talk to me fai schifo(3). Pezzo di merda(4).
Have you ever been trying to take a nap?
My heart beats too fast because I'm thinking of your fucking ugly face. You you suck.
Fai schifo(3). Pezzo di merda(4). Fai proprio schifo(5).
Vafanculo(6), ah Stronzo bastardo(7).

1 - Piece of shit/asshole
2 - Shit of shit/asshole of shit
3 - You are disgusting
4 - Piece of shit
5 - You just disgusted me/made me sick
6 - Go take it in the ass
7 - Bastard piece of shit/Bastard asshole


"You Lied" (Live)
m. & l. Simon Oakes, Ben Durling, Rob James, Justin Chancellor
Salival (2000)


Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone. Inside sleeping, my heart beating
You know that you tried to hide it, couldn't you have said what you meant?
Oh..Time heals, time congeals around us, endless hours of wasted moments
Understanding, not demanding, your eyes tell what you feel inside
Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone, inside sleeping, my heart beating
You know that you tried to hide it, shouldn't you have said what you meant?
YOU LIED!


"Merkaba" (Live)
m. & l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor
Salival (2000)


Samples:
[it's/having/in] some kind of psychedelic experience.
Our body is light, we are immortal.
Our body is love, we are eternal.
Eternal..
Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, without judgment.


"No Quarter"
m. & l. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones
Salival (2000)


TOOL VERSION:
Lock the door, kill the light. No one's coming home tonight.
The sun beats down and don't you know? All our lives are growing cold, oh...
They bring news that must get through.
To build a dream for me and you, oh. Locked in a place where no one goes.
They ask no quarter. They have no quarter.
Lock the door, kill the light, no one's coming home tonight
It's getting colder(7x). Locked in a place where no one goes.
Lock the door, kill the light. No one's coming home tonight
They bring news that must get through. Dying peace in me and you.
Locked in a place where no one goes.
We have no quarter. We have no quarter. We ask no quarter.

LED ZEPPELIN VERSION:
Close the door, put out the light. No, they won't be home tonight.
The snow falls hard and don't you know?
The winds of Thor are blowing cold. They're wearing steel that's bright and true.
They carry news that must get through, oooh
They choose the path where no-one goes. They hold no quarter. They hold no quarter.
Walking side by side with death. The devil mocks their every step.
The snow drives back the foot that's slow.
The dogs of doom are howling more. They carry news that must get through.
To build a dream for me and you.
They choose the path where no-one goes.
They hold no quarter. They ask no quarter. They hold no quarter. They ask no quarter.
The pain, the pain without quarter.
They ask no quarter. Yeah! Without quarter, quarter, yeah! They need no quarter.
The dogs of doom are howling more! I hear the dogs of doom are howling more!


"L.A.M.C. (Los Angeles Municipal Court)"
m.& l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor
Salival (2000)


(dialtone, touch-tone dialing, ring, ring)
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered
Please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly.
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any time. (touch-tone 1)
Make your selection at any time. (three touch-tone 1's)
For information in English, please press 1.
For information in Spanish, please press 2.
For information in Japanese, please press 3.
For information in Chinese, please press 4.
For information in Dutch, please press 5.
For information in Latvian, please press 6.
For information in French, please press 7.
For information in Yiddish, please press 8.
For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay. (touch-tone 1)
If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3.
To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4.
If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person placard
Or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed,
Or your vehicle is disabled, press 5.
For all other traffic related matters, press 6. (long touch-tone 6)
Please make a selection at any time. (three touch-tone 6's)
For traffic school information, press 1.
For payment inormation, press 2.
For court locations, press 3.
For general ticket and warrant information, press 4.
For court appearance and bail information, press 5.
For traffic court appointment information, press 6. (four touch-tone 6's)
If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1
Unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case, please press 2.
To receive a blank DD form 3018
Please come down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building
During normal business hours.
If you have filled out DD form 3018
But have not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3.
If you are not receiving physical therapy
But have a relative that voted 'no' on Proposition 187*
And have collected a notarized waiver from said relative
And have attached said waiver in triplicate to said form, please press 4
Unless of course, said relative is not a naturalized citizen,
In which case, please press 5.
If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen
But have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187*
And have not reported to the City Attorney,
But have filled out form DD 3018, please press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested
By your local Department of Motor Vehicles
In the last three years, in which case press 7.
If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on Proposition 187*
And have your DD form 3018 filled out
And have already reported to the City Attorney
But have never been called in for jury duty, press 8. (touch-tone entry)
Make your selection at any time. (here begins the touch-tone frenzy)
Make your selection at any time. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message.
Please try again. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message.
Please try again. I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request.
Please call back during normal business hours.
(CLICK ... sound of dialing)
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered
Please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly. (fades out on)
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.

*Proposition 187 was a Californian measure put to the voters, aimed at preventing illegal immigrants from obtaining welfare and other social benefits. Californians voted yes to it in 1994, although its enforceability and legality in the US appear to be under question.


"Maynard's Dick"
m.& l. Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor
Salival (2000)


It's all an open center. Opens up and lets the wind lift him away.
It doesn't have to feel water? It's just a place that feels right with him?
Kinda like the way you're breathing, I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on, slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
There's a shyness found in reason, apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it? Then you're careful grace for sure?
Kinda like the way you're breathing. Kinda like the way you keep looking away.
Would you like to climb on. Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick
Took you out in the back of the toolshed. Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed.
Now you know what you're fuckin with...Maynard's dick!